Oh sure! Blame the wizards!
As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Say what? What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony?
Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'? Hey, whatcha watching? I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!
With gusto.
Meh. When will that be? Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. Do a flip! Who are you, my warranty?!
- The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
- Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"!
- That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!
Is the Space Pope reptilian!?
Tell her she looks thin. Soothe us with sweet lies. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
- Actually, that's still true.
- You are the last hope of the universe.
- Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved.
- No! Don't jump! I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Ow, my spirit!
- Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay!
I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. One hundred dollars. Bender, you risked your life to save me! Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you!
But existing is basically all I do! Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!
Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? You're going back for the Countess, aren't you? Throw her in the brig. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
I never loved you. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?
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And then the battle's not so bad? Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. Throw her in the brig. You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.
Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.
Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Shut up and get to the point! Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
Hey, guess what you're accessories to. It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right. I'm a thing. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.
I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. You don't know how to do any of those. Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying! That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"?
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Hey, guess what you're accessories to. It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right. I'm a thing. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.